On HardSports and Toilet Training

The ultimate taboo, yet one of My most common requests…

What is the deal with Hard Sports? The vast majority of My correspondence is on the subject of poo. Call it what you want, Divine Truffles, Chocolate, Majestic waste or shit. To Me it is poo. I am very comfortable with My own poo. I always have been. I feel a sense of satisfaction when I let out a big one, and always check in the toilet to see My work. It is something that all of us make, most of us once a day or even more frequently. Yet is it something that is never spoken about. Poo is like a dirty secret that we all share yet never acknowledge. It is ok to tell people that you are going for a piss, but never should one say that one is off to do a poo. Poo is part of being human, yet it is considered foul and dirty. Even the word excrement sounds excitingly horrible. Like exudence. We are taught from such a young age not to touch it, not to talk about it, not to let other people hear us making it! The smell of it repels us and the sight of it disgusts us. Yet slaves come to Me in droves requesting hard sports, toilet training and scat. Some are enthusiastic, other reticent, and others still, downright petrified. But still, they come flooding in. So why is this? What makes so many men so attracted to poo? Well, let us find out.

I would never claim absolute knowledge of the male psyche. However, through experience and conversation, I have gathered a rough idea of the different things that make toilet slaves tick. To be completely honest, I originally went into Hard Sports because I can shit, I am comfortable with My shit, and there was demand for it. I did not understand hard sports at all. I just knew that I was capable of delivering. Then, one day, I received the most beautifully poetic letter from a veteran toilet slave. It was so soulful and poetic as to make Me feel all soft inside. We began corresponding and over time he sent Me a link to an article Written by a Mistress Kendra on the subject of “Shit Play”. The article was so eloquently written and was very perspicacious. It outlined the different types of toilet slaves, training techniques, and why shit play is beautiful and not ugly. It made Me see toilet slaves under a new light. And as I delved deeper into the world of scat, so grew My admiration for those that throw themselves into toilet servitude. I believe that anyone, given enough teeth gritting, can endure impact play. They may not enjoy it, but it can be experienced with will power. Eating shit, however, takes a whole mindset that is only found in a certain type of person. It takes guts to be a toilet slave. A lot of guts.

Many prospective toilet slaves come to Me crippled by fear and doubt. They are full of questions. So here is a little summary of the issues that face any hopeful and My views on these.:
First in the series of hurdles towards becoming a toilet slave is the public perception of such activities as hard sports. As mentioned earlier, hard sports is one of the ultimate taboos. In popular culture, scat is generally placed in the same basket as activities such as poedophilia, zoophilia, snuff, rape… Yet it has no place in this category. Scat is consensual. Nobody gets hurt. People take part in it because they want to. Yes, it is different. Yes, it is rather extreme. But only as much as public perception makes it. After all, poo is a product of the human body, as are piss, spit and blood. So why so much fear of something that is so natural? In the Middle East, until not that long ago, people made houses out of dung, and used dried dung pellets as fuel. In China, human excrement used to be put to use as manure for food cultivation. So the most important aspect in the journey towards becoming a toilet slave is in accepting that demonisation by culture does not mean that something is bad. Narrow mindedness is a curse which plagues this earth. And to open one’s mind to the possibilities in life is a sure way to enrich one’s existence.
Another fear that many prospective toilet slaves are prone to is that of any health issues that might be involved in eating shit. In My experience, this fear is unfounded. I have never had a slave fall ill from eating My poo. I have a healthy diet and would never dream of using a human toilet if sick. The only way you can get sick from poo is if it contains anything toxic such as a virus, or poisonous substances. I do not take drugs, only rarely drink, and eat a lot of fibre. I do not use chemical laxatives or anything of the sort. However, if you are yourself of a weaker disposition, i.e. taking immunosuppressants or suffering from an immuno deficiency, then I do not recommend partaking in this activity.
One of the more insidious fears that come to the surface in conversations with prospective toilet slaves is the fear of insanity. There is are some very toxic views floating around the internet. Things are said… For example, partaking in hard sports will make you go crazy! What utter rubbish! If you are even considering becoming a toilet slave, it means that there is something deep within you that compels you to submit and eat shit. Whether it be a need to worship your Queen in the most intimate manner, a longing for extreme degradation, or simply an appetite for extreme scenarios, if there are feelings bubbling up within you, suppressing them is the worst thing that you can do. Suppression and denial are two of the most potent ingredients in the mix that turns into neurosis or even psychosis. Acceptance is the path towards healing. To come face to face with oneself makes one stronger and closer to being complete. Accepting your urges and asking Me to help you fulfill them is a way toward a happier future.

And there is a pleasure in having a (very) dirty little secret. When toilet slaves leave My house, they and I know that deep within them lies My shit. And they walk around, go about their day with the satisfaction of knowing that they did something very naughty and nobody has a clue. They are walking around carrying My shit within them, like a precious gift from Their queen. And they have pride in having been able to take it. That is why I ensure that every toilet slave who comes to see Me succeeds in consuming My poo. It may seem strange to the uninitiated, but there is pride to be had in succeeding in such an arduous task and thus pleasing Me. There is true pleasure to be had in the taboo.

SHIT. We all make it, but Mine is precious.

  • Kurdy

    Mistress, Thank You for a very interesting piece on this activity which I have seriously fantasised about for over thirty years. Today You appear to have answered the questions I have posed myself for so long. For me this is the ultimate act of submission to a Mistress. Once this bridge is crossed the relationship becomes an extra special one. I have never before found anyone that I would wish to try this with but possibly have done so now…..hopefully when I am ready You will be prepared to allow me to try.

    30th January 2014 at 11:37 am
      • Billie

        Will you add me to that prospect. I eagerly await
        Love Billie

        6th October 2014 at 5:05 pm
      • vikky

        Hi mistress. I always wanted to be a toilet slave, but i have never tried eating shit. But it is my wish to get women poo eaten. So how i can get that? Some times i think its unhygenic pls guide me

        19th October 2014 at 11:40 pm
  • joe simpson

    Lovely post as mentioned on twitter Mistress. Your writing is so refreshing. It feels natural to want to be trained to manage a superior female’s waste. I just have one question. How do you help aspiring toilets get over their nerves of consuming shit and the thoughts of the associated ill effects of doing same?

    30th January 2014 at 6:33 pm
  • John T

    OMGoddess! i have fantasized about a woman being so beautiful and so dominant that consuming her waste would be an honor. i truly believe you are that Goddess!

    i didn’t believe i could survive consuming entire bowel movements. Though i have fantasized about expressing my adoration of the superior sex in that very way.

    If you are certain i would survive this ultimate worship of you, please let me know how i might come to have my stomach filled to capacity with your Goddess poo. i would especially like to know if it would be possible to spend an entire weekend as your toilet, consuming every drop and morsel of your pee and poo, but nothing else, so that my body would have time to start using your waste as it’s nourishment, and to assimilate it into my cells as living tissue. i anxiously await any response from you Goddess. j

    16th March 2014 at 2:34 am
    • irving being

      I to would adore being used by you. I fear you are much to far away. If so can you tell me of someone in southeast missouri. I am 140 miles from memphis and 160 from st. Louis

      27th April 2014 at 8:28 pm
  • Patrick

    Hi Mistress Evilyne. I think it would be an honour to taste and swallow your kaviar. Any man should be grateful that you would give him this gift from your body.

    Does it satisfy you Mistress to know that your slave has accepted your gift and will carry a piece of you inside of him as a secret reminder of how far he will go to serve you? I would feel honoured to carry any part of you inside of me Mistress.

    16th March 2014 at 11:38 pm
  • paulwhite

    hello mistress evilyne. i have always fantasized about meeting someone beautiful and powerful , who would persuade/force me into becoming there toilet slave. im feeling very nervous now .

    21st March 2014 at 4:47 pm
  • Simon

    Dear Mistress Evilyne

    I hope You’ll forgive me, but I call Poo- Anal Chocolate. I love the taste of it and I’m sure Your Poo will Taste DELICIOUS

    sub simon

    5th April 2014 at 12:30 pm
    • Simon

      I hope to be in London soon and will contact you. I love the taste of Shit

      6th June 2014 at 12:53 pm
  • Adrino

    Hello Mistress Evilyne! I’m only 22 years old. I’ve always wanted to be dominated by an older woman. Can I be your slave? I’m willing to pay. I’m really interested in scat. I’ve always wished that a woman would shit into my mouth and force the shit down into my throat until I vomit. Can you do that for me? Can you shit in my mouth, force the shit down into my throat, and make me vomit? I also have a vomit fetish and I would love it if a woman will make me vomit by shitting on my mouth.

    8th April 2014 at 6:31 pm
  • Frank

    There is nothing more erotic them swallowing the poo of a mistress. Having her body inside you is amazing.

    Can I set up a session with you?

    28th April 2014 at 1:11 pm
  • Francis Torre

    Hello Mistress. I’m arriving in London on the 14th of May. Is it possible for me to have a session with you. I’m looking forward to a mind-blowing experience.

    12th May 2014 at 2:15 am
  • ted

    Hello Mistress Evilyne. Are you ever in Ottawa?

    20th May 2014 at 6:35 pm
  • Billie

    I have long fantasized about being a complete toilet slave to take all my beloved mistress’s offerings. It is a huge rubicon to cross but what joy there must be in success. Teach me mistress, please!

    29th September 2014 at 1:57 am
  • Lloyd

    Fantastic. I’ve heard of eat someone’s poo to get to their pussy. But never heard of just eating poo for the sake of it. Glad your clean so am I

    1st November 2014 at 5:22 pm
  • Johnathan Gray

    Dear Mistress Evilyne,

    I have some fantasies I want to fulfill, you looking to be just perfect in many senses for it, but I’m very detailed about I want, most of the times. Sometimes, since I’m too demanding on myself, the experience may strike the others as “too extreme”, so, if I may, I’d like to inquire about one of them to guess if a session with you would be suitable for me.

    For instance, I would like to spend more than one day (two at least, maybe three) serving as a 24h toilet slave, meaning that I wouldn’t be fed or given to drink anything but poo and pee during that period — I’m physically capable of enduring this, but I can sign any form formally stating that, if needed. Would something like this, with proper conversation and thinking, be possible? Would you be able to deliver enough (or would it be possible to serve others at the same time as well)?

    Thank you very much.

    26th November 2014 at 5:39 pm
  • paul brooke

    I will pay a dirty lady to complete my fantasy and shit all over me

    30th November 2014 at 12:43 am
  • Liam Peterson

    Mistress Evilyne,

    I’ve read and found this to very interesting. Could you perhaps send me more info to my email address please..

    2nd July 2015 at 5:17 am
  • persian toilet

    Thanks god to have suck wise queens around who understand the real meaning of their shit to the world.and pitty for us persians who dont have access to serve these heavenly goddesess…

    2nd September 2015 at 11:57 am
  • Dear Mistress… I have never read a more lovely way that you explain about toilet slavery. A Mistress like you I would love to spend the rest of my life serving as your toilet. I don’t know if I can get to London but I sure would like to try.

    3rd September 2015 at 8:45 am
  • I wanna be a shiteater to any mistress around d world am in nigeria

    1st January 2016 at 3:09 pm
  • I want to find a mistress to use me daily

    15th January 2016 at 10:50 pm
  • mike

    how can I reach you?

    2nd June 2016 at 4:38 am
  • Dear Mistress Evilyne,

    Thank you for writing this, I really enjoyed reading it. The same goes for the comments from your guests (well, the intelligent ones)

    ‘’ I feel a sense of satisfaction when I let out a big one, and always check in the toilet to see My work.’’

    Haha, the same goes for me. I think a lot of people experience this, but most of them will never admit it.

    ‘’Eating shit, however, takes a whole mindset that is only found in a certain type of person. It takes guts to be a toilet slave. A lot of guts.’’

    True. It’s very hard, but also very rewarding.

    ‘’ In popular culture, scat is generally placed in the same basket as activities such as poedophilia, zoophilia, snuff, rape…’’

    Exactly. I see scat as a extreme fetish, but it’s not immoral or illegal (at least not where I live).

    Sometimes I feel ashamed about my toilet-play activities. This blog made me feel better. I also write columns about my views on the scat fetish on my blog. You have inspired me to write more.

    Thank you Mistress Evilyne!

    Best regards,


    12th June 2016 at 7:06 pm
  • Imanuel

    Hi Mistress
    Do you ever travel to scotland as i really want to be your toilet and cosume your lovely caviar ?

    23rd June 2016 at 4:48 pm
  • david

    hi mistress
    it is my honor that eat your shit and servitude you.please accept me as your toilet

    20th July 2016 at 3:15 pm
  • Sam

    This is a great read Mistress. I would worry about being found out because of the smell if I consumed it.

    20th November 2016 at 6:46 pm
  • zero

    Dear Mistress Evilyne,

    Thank You for sharing Your eliminating perspective on hard-sports.

    I was totally ignorant to how this fetish is bracketed.

    It is obvious that the health and hygiene risks makes the hard-sport fetish taboo.

    I am a male slave who is enchanted by Your dominant, sensual, assertive and seductive characteristics. I plan to apply for a session with You in the near future.

    From my perspective, as Your consensual and sacrificial slave, the Dom/sub experience, is a desire to offer my absolute submission, beholden servitude and acceptance of degradation, humiliation and pain for Your entertainment and satisfaction.

    I look forward to the opportunity to serve You is session.

    Your slave,

    27th November 2016 at 12:18 am
  • Hello Mistress Evilyne,
    Above in your blog “John T” expressed the marvelous desire to be your toilet for a whole weekend, consuming just your piss and poo and nothing else, to assimilate it in his cells as living tissue.
    You replied saying “I think we will succeed” – very exciting!
    I’d like to know if you did succeed with John T and with anyone else?
    Thank-you, PG

    25th August 2018 at 5:21 pm
  • Dear Mistress, what John T writes sounds marvelous ….. that your waste is the only nourishment to be consumed, and assimilated into cells as living tissue. Truly you under his skin as part of him.

    And you replied “I think that we will succeed” ….. even more exciting!

    Did you actually succeed in doing this with John T or with anyone else?

    31st August 2018 at 1:58 am
  • Ara

    Love your article that I sending (forwarding) to this women who she and I been taking and chatting for 5 years, in the beginning I met her from collarspace and she was looking for a toilet slave. After a year I talked her out only because of heath issues (like you mentioned) and virus from being sick or on something.
    Your right with fiber and not taking drugs or drinking. But for me to partake into this I think I got to be loose as a goose (very relaxed) I also made several queening boxes that could be used either as a toilet slave to oral worship

    I would never do it with someone I do not know.
    Although I read about it, seem it and did give oral to a women after wipe.
    It does scares the crap out of me even doing it.
    But time will tell if I can find someone in my area that we are so comfortable and comparable that we can indulge into this and a lot more.

    Thank you again

    3rd June 2020 at 3:35 pm

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