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An introduction to Hardsports

I do have a core of hardened toilet slaves who have had years of training and swallow My Kaviar nearly as quickly as I can produce it, but the vast majority of people contacting Me to enquire about hardsports are complete novices. Often, they are very scared and have many questions. I thought it high time for Me to write a post dedicated to all you boys who dream of being a toilet but have many unanswered questions that leave you fearful of taking your first step.

Q: I have been fantasising about being a toilet slave for years, but I have been held back by my guilt at the knowledge that it is wrong to be turned on by shit. What should I do?
A: Poo is just another bodily effusion, like sweat, spit, piss etc. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being turned on by it. Society desperately tries to tell us all the things that should make us feel guilty and that we should hate ourselves for, so that we can be too riddled with guilt and self-hatred to lead fulfilled lives. Being turned on by shit isn’t going to put you or anyone else in danger. It is not going to hurt anyone, and any activity that you partake in with Me will be done consensually with someone who is just as much into all of this as you are. Most importantly though, I will not judge you. It’s just another fetish. Enjoy it. I am giving you a safe space in which to do so.

Q: Do I have to consume Your shit, Mistress?
A: No you do not. Once you have paid your deposit and the session is booked, we can discuss your upcoming session in detail and you can tell Me whether you wish to be made to consume upon your first visit, or not. If you prefer to be introduced to hardsports slowly, I will happily accommodate that preference.

Q: Is eating Kaviar going to make me sick?
A: Consuming hardsports is indeed a dangerous activity and should not be partaken in with just anyone. Faeces can carry disease and parasites and of course, consuming it means directly ingesting these. However, I pride Myself on My good health and never do hardsports if I am sick. Eating fresh faeces from a healthy person will not make you sick. You might retch at the time of consumption, but this will be a natural reaction of your body when faced with something that you have been conditioned to consider disgusting. My shit will pass through your digestive tract and come out the other end, leaving you completely unharmed.

Q: Will I get to see You poo?
A: Some Mistresses go to the toilet before the arrival of the toilet slave then feed them cold shit. This can cause toilet slaves to become sceptical of the origins of the shit, and rightly so. I will sit on your face and shit directly into your mouth. Or if you prefer not to consume, I might this onto your chest or genitals. Either way, you will be getting My poo fresh from the source.

Q: Can you save up lots of shit so that I can have a feast?
A: Absolutely! I own a vacuum packer and a dedicated bodily waste freezer. I can save you up to a week’s worth of shit if you ask in advance. An extra tribute will of course be required.

Q: I am really scared of doing this, but I know that it is something I really want. Do you promise that you will force me to consume even if I try to back out at the last minute?
A: I take a 50% deposit on sessions. The main reason for this is because if all I asked for was £30, it would be too easy for first time toilet slaves to think that it’s worth losing £30 when they get those last minute jitters. Paying a 50% deposit will make it seem like a lot more to lose if you don’t turn up for your session. Once here, if you have previously asked to be forced to consume, I will make sure that you do not leave until you have done so.

Q: How will You make me consume Your Kaviar?
I have many different methods, and I adapt them to suit each toilet slave that walks through My door. It can be anything from gentle coaxing to full bondage and using gags to hold the mouth open. Whatever happens though, you will not be allowed to leave My dungeon until you have consumed, if your desire was to be forced to do so.

Q: I am scared that I will throw up. What if I do?
A: Don’t worry, I have seen it all before. We are playing with poo. Do you really think that a bit of vomit will shock Me? I will deal with it as it comes.

Q: May I masturbate while I eat Your shit Mistress?
A: Of course you may! I adore the notion of men being turned on by My shit. It makes Me feel so powerful and beautiful.

Q: If there anything that I should bring with me?
A: It is always a good idea to bring a toothbrush, some toothpaste and some mouthwash with you. You will of course be allowed to have a shower after your session, but you wouldn’t want to leave with shit smeared teeth, would you?
I also appreciate gifts. You might find Me to be much more amenable if you don’t turn up empty handed. you can find information about My favourite gifts to receive by clicking here.

Q: May I worship Your arse?
A: There is only one type of slave whom I allow to worship My arse, and that is the toilet slaves. I expect it from you boys. It’s part of your job.

Q: May I clean you up afterwards?
A: I will make you brush your teeth, and then you can clean Me up. After all, shitty toilet paper isn’t very useful when trying to wipe your arse, is it?

Q: I am a scat fetishist as opposed to a toilet slave. Do You cater to my interests?
A: Absolutely! I shan’t be getting messy Myself, but if what you want is to be covered in shit from head to toe, I will be more that happy to do that for you. Or maybe you prefer to be forced to shit your pants? Not a problem. Whatever your fantasy, email Me to find out if it is something that I would do.

Q: Can I take whatever I didn’t consume home with me in a doggy bag?
A: Yes, of course! I will be happy to prepare one for you.

Q: Can we film the session?
A: I am afraid that I don’t allow sessions of any kind to be filmed. You will have to be in the moment, and keep the memory in your head, just like they used to in the old days.

Q: I want to be your film slave for hardsport clips.
A: I do not film hardsport clips. You are welcome to apply as My film slave, but it will have to be for other fetishes.

Q: Can we integrate other activities into our session?
A: Absolutely! Strap on is often requested in conjunction with hardsports, but you are welcome to request anything that tickles your fancy.

Q: How long does a hardsports session last?
A: A purely hardsports session tends to last a little under an hour. I charge £200 flat for hardsports, and am ready to go over an hour if necessary, to make you consume. If you wish to incorporate other activities, then we can look at making the session longer.

If you are thinking of taking the jump into toilet slavery, but have until now been too scared to do so, I hope that this little Q&A has helped you towards finally living out your dreams. If so, then feel free to contact Me to arrange a session

25 Comments
  • Ajesh
    Reply

    Mistress,
    I love your blog entries on hardsports. If I can get myself upto the task, you will be the one I’d want to submit to when it comes to a hardsport session.

    I always had this question, what does kaviar taste like?

    What do you eat and does what you eat change the taste?

    Thank You for your time.

    5th May 2015 at 10:36 pm
      • Rosh
        Reply

        Mistress
        Do you eat meat ??
        which diet is better, “A vegetarian diet” or “A non-vegetarian diet” , to make the kaviar more tasty as well as consumable ???
        Thank you.

        24th May 2016 at 2:42 pm
  • Josh Daniels
    Reply

    Agreed, your hardsport entries are exceptional. Please share more of your insight and/or caviar testimonials. I will dream of the day when I can serve and consume in your honor.

    6th May 2015 at 9:09 pm
  • suli
    Reply

    I loved this detailed description, though I m still scared, let me get the guts, and I will be proud to even pray to your divine Shit, have you ever combine a Poo session with religion Fetish your highness?

    11th May 2015 at 9:44 am
      • suli
        Reply

        I hope rather am sure, I will soon come to beg you to let me renounce my faith for your Holy Shit, and that would be the start of new true religion for all us toilets, i m based in Ascot, may be this time I can spend my day off worshipping, will you be bear London in September?

        13th May 2015 at 12:55 pm
  • gil
    Reply

    I had the great honor to serve as Mistress Evilyne some weeks ago. I wanted to be used as a full for the first time in my life.
    I was thrilled excited and nervous at first but once being under the Mistress I felt that this should have been always my place.
    The Mistress ordered me to open my mouth and after she “washed” it with some piss She was very generous with the amount of shit she filled my mouth with. !t was an enormous quantity but I ate it all and finally felt that I fulfilled my true destiny. Thank you so much Mistress!

    2nd June 2015 at 8:50 am
  • Am a african boy but I will make sure I eat every shit that is in you anus and clean with my tongue please I will like to serve you not for a day or for a week or month or years I will serve you forever till my last breath am from nigeria you can also contact on 07033075202

    30th November 2015 at 5:09 am
  • jamshid
    Reply

    I will really eat your shit my heines mistress from your rozet how nice is that please awnser me and send me a foto from your beautiful assrozet

    29th December 2015 at 5:31 pm
  • jamshid
    Reply

    Ilove to eat your delicieux shit

    29th December 2015 at 5:34 pm
  • Please mistress let me be your human toilet, ass cleaner,I’ll do anything you ask mistress, please

    18th January 2016 at 1:40 am
  • Jamshid
    Reply

    Ilove my mistresss to shit directly from u arse to my mouth

    10th April 2016 at 7:09 pm
  • Charlie
    Reply

    I wish I had the courage to eat your shit. Would it be possible for you to send me some of your shit so I can -nightly – accustom myself to your divine aroma?

    17th April 2016 at 5:01 am
  • Abdul
    Reply

    Salam mistress when is best time for you to bless me with your holy shit please?

    23rd May 2016 at 10:37 am
  • Slaveh
    Reply

    I would like to be used as your full toilet, are bookings a certain time of day required?

    Slave h

    20th July 2016 at 11:55 am
  • Micheal obina
    Reply

    mistress you are exceedingly wonderful .you are superior to every living on earth .i have been dream of being your lifetime toilet slave. please mistress accept me. I m looking forward to your kind respond. thanks

    28th August 2016 at 12:10 am
  • SlaveK
    Reply

    Dear Goddess, would a hard sports session be possible where the slave just consumes the poo and not the piss. Just a question of mine, don’t know if it’s weird but would only want to consume the poo not the piss, you probably think that’s crazy. Thank you.

    31st August 2016 at 4:54 pm
  • Najib
    Reply

    And if i will be a good toilet slave what will be next?

    7th September 2016 at 6:48 am
  • houching Samiee
    Reply

    Mistress I love to be very time under u beautiful asshol and shit directly in my mouth and nose please answer me how can I? Thank

    8th January 2017 at 2:33 pm

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